CREATIVE PUNS - I'm sure you've seen these tossed about the internet.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8 . Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9 . Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."